At the RGS our staff are our most important asset. We asked some of our teaching and support staff to answer a few questions about themselves. This is what they told us…
Check back regularly for insights into other members of our team.
Meet Our Team – Senior School
Mr K Rivers
Director of IT
Mr K Rivers
Director of IT
What’s the best thing about the RGS? It’s always the people. I’m lucky enough to work with such a positive, energetic group that no two days are the same. Plus free coffee.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? “Turn it off and on again”.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? “Bill Gates”. The inconvenience it would cause would be worth the staff room conversations. “Speak to Bill Gates in IT”.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Internet. Everything else can be figured out, but WiFi is non-negotiable.
If you could choose one superhuman ability, what would it be? Invisibility. Anyone who doesn’t pick that has questionable judgement!
What’s your favourite film and why? Alien. It’s fun to try and name all of the 80’s technology in the background.
Do you have any phobias? No.
What’s the strangest thing in your fridge at the moment? My gel slippers. You freeze them, then wear them on hot days. Life-changing, trust me. It might sound odd, but don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Vanilla. If a company can make an exceptional vanilla ice cream, I know the other flavours will be on point. If not, move on to the next brand.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?
Peanut butter. I like most foods and I’m not allergic to anything, but there’s something about peanut butter that I can’t stand.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be?
Definitely Batman. Some days retreating to a cave would be great.
Miss H Dixon
Marketing & Communications
Miss H Dixon
Marketing & Communications
What’s the best thing about the RGS? It’s a privilege to work in a school with 500 years of history but the real foundations of the RGS lie with the people. Great colleagues. Great students. Great ethics.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? It’s your ship so set your own compass points.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Double glazing in the Old Building.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Bear Grylls because I bet he can start a fire.
What’s your most interesting/unusual hobby? I’m part of an Improv Comedy group and we’re very funny, even though our last performance was to an audience of just 3 incredibly supportive pensioners. Turned out everyone else was watching England in the Euros semi-final. Timing is everything.
Do you have any phobias? Spiders. I used to regularly email pictures of spiders I found in the house and garden to a particularly patient and understanding spider expert I found online. He said they were all harmless garden spiders. Then I was bitten by a spider and hospitalised with sepsis.
What would your autobiography be entitled? It would be funny if it wasn’t true…see above.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life Sophie Thompson…when I lived in Japan, I was often asked if I knew any famous people. After saying no for ages, I thought it would be fun to say yes. So I said I was Emma Thompson’s sister. After pretending to be Sophie for 4 months I owe it to her to pretend to be me.
Mr R Crew
Teacher of Mathematics
Mr R Crew
Teacher of Mathematics
What is the best thing about the RGS? That’s not easy to nail down because there are so many positives about working here. The boys are a joy to teach, and the staff are kind, supportive and professional at all times. It’s a really rewarding place to work.
What’s your life philosophy? Treasure those you love; family and friends are so important.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? It has to be a surfboard!
What animal most reflects your personality? I like to think a Springer Spaniel (we have one, he’s a joy) – very loving and loyal, needs lots of exercise but knows how to relax in between.
Do you have any phobias? Confined spaces! Went on a potholing experience once on my brother’s stag weekend, it was horrible, and I couldn’t wait to get out!
What’s the strangest thing in your fridge at the moment? Well that’s subjective! It could be the Truffle Mayonnaise but equally the bottles of Sunscreen.
What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Salted caramel.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? The food I definitely would not eat, even if paid, is a Durian fruit- the smell!
Mrs K Poon
SEN Teaching Assistant
Mrs K Poon
SEN Teaching Assistant
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Simply the people and of course the lunches!
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? ‘It is what it is’, I wish I could be more philosophical but it’s a motto I find myself saying a lot.
What would your autobiography be entitled? ‘A blender without a lid’.
What animal most reflects your personality? Probably a Spaniel, loyal, friendly and a bit lively.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A good book or a snorkel, can I have two!?
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Julia Roberts.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Has to be Cherry.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? Flying so I could explore the world for free.
Dr R Sisca
Teacher of Physics
Dr R Sisca
Teacher of Physics
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Knowing that I am going to have interesting discussions and that I am going to spend time with cool people!
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? The Socratic “know thyself”.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? An empty notebook, to write down thoughts.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? Not gaining any weight even if I eat all the gelato.
Where is the best place you’ve travelled to and why? Peru, and especially the 4-day Inca trail ending in Machu Picchu. Lots of life lesson learned.
What would your theme song be? Weird fishes by Radiohead.
What’s your favourite film and why? Federico Fellini’s 8 ½. For how it explores self-doubt, anxiety, search of identity. For how it all ends with the characters joining ends in a big circle on a sandy beach.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?
Pineapple on pizza / Ketchup on pasta.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Goku from Dragon Ball. Especially for the hair!
Dr C McGeady
Teacher of Chemistry, Head of Research and Development
Dr C McGeady
Teacher of Chemistry, Head of Research and Development
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The RGS community is fantastic to be a part of and I am delighted to be able to work with such conscientious and enthusiastic students.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Embrace opportunity, persevere and above all be kind.
What is the best place you’ve travelled to and why? Mexico, it is a beautiful country seeped in history with so much to see and do, and the people are very friendly.
What’s you most interesting hobby? I love to bake and decorate cakes. I’m not brilliant at it but I love to think of a theme and decorate a cake in that theme.
What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Mint choc chip
What food will you absolutely not eat? Chicken feet! Having tried them once when travelling I would definitely not eat them again.
Miss S Peacock
Marketing, Designer & Communications Co-ordinator
Miss S Peacock
Marketing, Designer & Communications Co-ordinator
When did you join the RGS? February 2022
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Every day is different, it’s a vibrant and warm community, and the lunches are fantastic!
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? You change the world by being yourself.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? A siesta!
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Art supplies – to paint the landscape and pass the time!
What animal most reflects your personality? A dolphin; I recently learnt they can be introverts.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? To fly, because the views would be great and I’d love the convenience of bypassing traffic.
Where is the best place you’ve travelled to and why? Alberobello in Italy; the rows of Trulli (dry stone huts) are Trulli beautiful.
What’s your most interesting/unusual hobby? Clay sculpting animal lamps.
Do you have any phobias? Spiders or any other insects that scurry.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Sandra Bullock.
Mr B Callaghan
Teacher of Classics
Mr B Callaghan
Teacher of Classics
When did you join the RGS? September 2023
What excites you most about coming into work each day? I look forward to working with exceptionally thoughtful and motivated students. It is a joy to be able to shape their understanding and enrich their appreciation of what is around them.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Always remember people at their best.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? I would have my dog, Winston, with me in school. He would be an excellent emotional support dog!
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A snorkel to explore/eat the local marine life.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? That’s a tricky one… I like the idea of being able to teleport, but I’d also like to be able to enjoy the journey, so I’d say being able to fly.
Where is the best place you’ve travelled to and why? I did a road trip with my brother through Florida ending up in Miami. The contrast between seeing alligators on an airboat in the Everglades and then staying in a cool hotel on Miami Beach was awesome.
What would your theme song be? Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship
What’s your most interesting/unusual hobby? I play rugby fives.
What’s your favourite film and why? My favourite film is About Time. It’s the perfect Sunday night film to restore your perspective and encourage you to make the most of each day, even at difficult or unenjoyable times.
What’s the strangest thing in your fridge at the moment? Half a cabbage sprouting another cabbage.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Pistachio.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Tom Hiddleston.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Dijon mustard.
Ms J Beech
School Office Administrator
Ms J Beech
School Office Administrator
When did you join the RGS? 2022
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The inspiring variety of opportunities for everyone within the community and the friendliest people in each and every area of the school.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Smile and the world smiles with you.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Complimentary worldwide travel (and to the moon!).
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A tennis racquet and ball.
What animal most reflects your personality? A monkey
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? To teleport back & forth in time to visit friends and family.
Where is the best place you’ve travelled to and why? Moorea, coconuts everywhere & in everything – a tropical paradise, with Cuba a close second!
What’s your favourite film and why? Out of Africa and the original Great Gatsby.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Coffee or pistachio mochi.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Snake blood.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Marge Simpson – I’ve enjoyed almost as many jobs as she did!
Mrs S Pontin
School Nurse
Mrs S Pontin
School Nurse
When did you join the RGS? 2017
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The students and their ability to both challenge and surprise me with their intelligence and ability to injure themselves in the most random of ways (my colleagues are great too)
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? in the words of Atticus finch in my favourite book: “You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view… until you climb in his skin and walk around in it.”
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? For my job, x-ray vision would be great! In general, teleportation so I could go anywhere, anytime with no delay.
What would your theme song be? Smile by Nat king Cole.
Do you have any phobias? I dislike velvet, it’s texture puts my teeth on edge!
What’s the strangest thing in your fridge at the moment? Moths – my husband is a keen entomologist and conservationist so breeds moths to maintain certain species in the local area.
What would your autobiography be entitled? ‘Life with my brother – the best gift ever’
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? I had the most amazing Nutella ice cream in Barcelona.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Emma Thompson!
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Anything that’s still moving!
Mr J Muchmore
Deputy Head of English & Initial Teacher Training Mentor
Mr J Muchmore
Deputy Head of English & Initial Teacher Training Mentor
When did you join the RGS? September 2021
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Teaching storytelling feels ancient – like something we have done since we lived in caves. I love having conversations about good stories with curious people.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Make your own meaning – take in as much as you can and have fun.
What animal most reflects your personality? The noble heron.
What would your theme song be? “You’re the Voice” by John Farnham.
What would your autobiography be entitled? Somehow I Manage.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Michael Caine, in his Educating Rita years.
Ms R Jones
School Counsellor
Ms R Jones
School Counsellor
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Listening to the students and working with an amazing team.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? “This too shall pass”.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Re-visiting past times.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? Being able to control time, so I can slow it down or speed it up as I need it.
Where is the best place you’ve travelled to and why? Canada, without hesitation, great nature, great people.
What would your theme song be? With humour in mind I think my theme songs range from R.E.M.’s “It’s the end of the world as we know it” all the way to Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” (because I’m having such a good time).
What’s the strangest thing in your fridge at the moment? I hope it’s not my bike-lock keys, I have been searching for a while but not checked the fridge yet.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Sandra Bullock, she’s been my favourite actor for as long as I can remember…if only!
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Eggs.
Mr G Cover
Director of Sport
Mr G Cover
Director of Sport
When did you join the RGS? 2015.
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The curiosity and ‘spark’ that pupils demonstrate in lessons. There is a hunger for learning that exists in no other school I have worked in.
What’s your life philosophy/motto? ‘respect time and make every day your masterpiece’ (Stolen from legendary basketball coach John Wooden).
If you were allowed one dream perk what would it be? A lifetime membership to Augusta National Golf Club.
What’s the best place you’ve travelled to and why? Sri Lanka – wonderful people; cricket everywhere; sunny weather; stunning beaches; delicious food and beautiful landscapes inland!
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Access to all sporting events across the globe.
Do you have any phobias? I am not a big fan of snakes!
Mr A Gyford
Teacher of Maths & Head of General Studies
Mr A Gyford
Teacher of Maths & Head of General Studies
When did you join the RGS? 2015 (and again in 2021)
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Staff and students at the RGS are a really passionate and interesting group of people. Whether its Warhammer or Linguistics we all have an outlet to pursue our interests.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? It may be cliche but the students are what makes the RGS such a fun place to work. They enjoy being challenged and often come up with things I’d never have thought of.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Challenge yourself, keep a sense of perspective and have fun.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? I’d settle for a bacon roll on a Friday morning.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? The complete works of Terry Pratchett.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? Teleportation seems the most useful, though I’m sure it would be pretty risky.
What’s your favourite film and why? Back to the Future – probably as much for nostalgic reasons as anything else.
Do you have any phobias? No, I’m quite easily spooked though…
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Mint choc-chip.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Michael J Fox.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Miss Frizzle – think of all those school trips!
Mrs B Rathmell
French and Spanish Teacher, Head of Charity and Volunteering
Mrs B Rathmell
French and Spanish Teacher, Head of Charity and Volunteering
When did you join the RGS? 2001
What’s the best thing about the RGS? There are many so I’m going to pinpoint two; my First Form Tutor Group and the chance I have to do so many things as well as teaching the languages I love.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The community in general and the support staff and pupils give each other. I’ve never worked anywhere else with such a sense of community.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? If you can make a difference, do so. You will reap the benefits yourself too!
What luxury would you have on a desert island? My running shoes.
What animal most reflects your personality? A Springador (cross between a springer spaniel and a labrador) – overenergetic, slightly bonkers but kind and committed!
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? I would love to be able to fly. I had a favourite book as a child called “Cranmer the Crocodile” and he kept persevering until he could fly…
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? I can’t eat dairy products but I love the chocolate Swedish Glace.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Paula Radcliffe because she can run really fast and I’d love to be able to!
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Steak – I just don’t understand why people love it so much!
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Penelope Pitstop – she loves the colour pink and I love the way she runs!
Mr T Fishpool
Geography Teacher; Housemaster of Austen
Mr T Fishpool
Geography Teacher; Housemaster of Austen
When did you join the RGS? 2018
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The people make the school what it is – students and staff.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Every day is different… and the lunches.
What animal most reflects your personality? A dog.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? To be able to speak any language.
What’s the strangest thing in your fridge at the moment? Some bonsai tree seeds.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Magnum double caramel.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles.
Ms C Bottari
Library Assistant
Ms C Bottari
Library Assistant
When did you join the RGS? 2022
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The commitment to excellence in education. And also Friday cake!
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The opportunity to inspire and empower students through literature and knowledge. Good books can really change lives and I hope to be able to make a positive impact on our students’ future one book at a time.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? 一期一会 Ichi-go ichi-e, “one opportunity, one encounter.” – each moment and each encounter is always a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Free gelato everyday.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? The power to control time: slowing it down when I am happy and relaxed, speeding it up when busy with boring stuff, and even traveling through time!
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? While living in China, I tried jellyfish and coagulated duck blood, so I should be ready to face anything. However, I strongly dislike cinnamon.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Pikachu
Mr I Rossiter
Biology teacher; Deputy Housemaster (Beckingham)
Mr I Rossiter
Biology teacher; Deputy Housemaster (Beckingham)
When did you join the RGS? January 2022
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The friendliness of the community, the love of learning – whether it’s in an academic or extra-curricular context – and the variety every day brings.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Knowing, fundamentally, I’m doing something I love and being challenged by it every day.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? (To paraphrase…) “Love God, love others!” – Jesus.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Free season ticket to the City Ground.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A body board.
What animal most reflects your personality? Labrador.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? Flying. 100%.
What’s your favourite film and why? I don’t know about all time favourites, but I recently saw a film called “Lion” – about adoption, identity, loss, searching for family roots – so, so powerful. Moved me deeply… Watch it!
Do you have any phobias? Nothing paralysing, but I’ve got very little time for snakes.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Mango
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Eddie Redmayne.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Sonic…. (Grew up playing it on my Sega Megadrive in the 90’s… which is also where my gaming days ended!)
Miss L Shires
Development and Alumni Administrator
Miss L Shires
Development and Alumni Administrator
When did you join the RGS? November 2022
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The boys! They are exceptional. We are lucky enough to hear their music practice and performances from our office all the time.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The team that I am a part of and the Old Building – it is a real privilege to work with such great colleagues in a beautiful setting that is so rich in history.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Work hard every day!
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A bodyboard and/or surfboard.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? Teleportation – I would love to skip all the travel time and have instant, in person connection to events, friends and family.
Do you have any phobias? Unpopular opinion incoming – I am really afraid of dogs but definitely a fan of sharks and snakes – their strength, stealth and speed fascinates me.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? It has to be mint choc chip.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Baked beans – hot or cold, on toast or not, there is no amount of money that I would eat these for.
Miss J McAllister
PA to The Headmaster
Miss J McAllister
PA to The Headmaster
When did you join the RGS? January 2022
What’s the best thing about the RGS? How wonderful the school community is.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? No two days are the same! Also, getting to see and work with such great people.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? The grass is always greener where you water it.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? A personal chef.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A music system.
What animal most reflects your personality? Definitely a cat. I like being warm and cosy in the winter and out in the garden in the summer.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? The ability to fly. I could nip off to the sunshine for the weekend, see family and friends or explore new places, whenever I wished.
What’s your favourite film and why? I have a few favourites: Casino Royale for the action, Gladiator for the life of ancient Rome and the fantastic soundtrack, and Beverly Hills Cop for childhood nostalgia and comedy.
What is your favourite ice-cream flavour? Mint chocolate chip.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Kate Winslet.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Seafood – I even give the fish counters in the supermarket a wide birth.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Agnes from Despicable Me.
Mr B Mundell
General Assistant
Mr B Mundell
General Assistant
What’s the best thing about RGS? Excluding the school gym and the school lunches, I’d have to say the welcoming environment.
What’s your life philosophy/motto? Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.
What excites you about coming into work? Knowing each day will bring something new to learn and also working within a team who is not only great at tackling all tasks efficiently, but who can also have a laugh!
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? More of a condiment but Mayonnaise… egg sauce doesn’t sound right to me.
If you were allowed one dream perk? A season ticket for Chelsea FC.
If you could choose one superhuman ability what would it be? To fly, rush hour isn’t my favourite and I wouldn’t mind a free trip to Spain.
What’s your favourite film and why? Interstellar, mainly because of the last few scenes but I won’t give any spoilers.
Mr M Jenkins
Mathematics Teacher
Mr M Jenkins
Mathematics Teacher
When did you join the RGS? 1985
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The boys – their good humour, friendliness, and their desire and determination to excel in all they put their minds to.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Teaching boys who are co-operative, genial and who want to master your subject.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? An annual ski trip to a top resort.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? My golf clubs and plenty of golf balls.
What’s your favourite film and why? ZULU – portrays the indomitable spirit of my compatriots, makes a fellow Welshman very proud to watch it!
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? Owain Glyndwr
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Bruce Willis
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Răcituri – a Romanian dish of pieces of pork in gelatine.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Buzz Lightyear
Ms K Jones
Deputy Estates Manager
Ms K Jones
Deputy Estates Manager
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The people are so friendly and the amazing lunches!
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Each day is different and there is always an exciting project around the corner.
If you were allowed one dream peak, what would it be? A personal chef.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? An art set, so I can practise drawing and painting which is something I keep wanting to do but never seem to find the time.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? I don’t think I would enjoy the relative anonymity of having the second most common surname in the UK!
What’s your philosophy/motto in life? Trust the process, I am quite impatient so often remind myself this!
Mrs N Wilson
Spanish Teacher & Deputy Housemaster of Hamonde
Mrs N Wilson
Spanish Teacher & Deputy Housemaster of Hamonde
When did you join the RGS? 2014
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The people and the sense of fun while searching for knowledge.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The daily challenge and the community. My secondary schooling was done in Europe and the range of choice here is exciting; each day is full of options.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? I like my name and its meaning. It comes from the Arabic word ‘nur’ which means light, luminous.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A surfboard. You can have fun and fish.
What animal most reflects your personality? Tigress. They are elegant, love the water and colourful.
What’s your favourite film and why? Secretariat: it is a true story; however, it is more than just a story about a horse. It has a powerful message to trust yourself, do your best and success will be yours.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Penelope Cruz, with green contact lenses.
If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be? Merida of DunBroch from Brave. She doesn’t fit her stereotypical role. She is fearless, headstrong and courageous.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? “El que lee mucho y anda mucho, ve mucho y sabe mucho” (The one who reads and walks a lot, sees and knows a lot), so keep reading and moving.
Mr J Marchiafava
Head of Fifth Form / Teacher of French and Spanish
Mr J Marchiafava
Head of Fifth Form / Teacher of French and Spanish
When did you join the RGS? 2013
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Working with super-talented colleagues and students all day, every day!
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Knowing that each day at the RGS will probably turn out to be an even better day than anticipated.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Speaking all the languages in the world.
What animal most reflects your personality? An alebrije.
What’s your favourite film and why? Babel by Alejandro González Iñárritu. With its clear biblical reference to the famous Tower, this film deals with the themes of communication, tolerance and diversity in our modern world. The international cast is also first-class!
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Kim Rossi Stuart.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Lumière from Beauty and the Beast.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. (Oscar Wilde)
Miss N Goul-Wheeker
Assistant Head (Teaching and Learning) & Teacher of Classics
Miss N Goul-Wheeker
Assistant Head (Teaching and Learning) & Teacher of Classics
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The students and their genuine desire to learn. After 12 years, I still can’t believe that they thank me at the end of a lesson (and genuinely mean it!)
What excites you most about coming into work each day? I’m very lucky that I often get to observe different lessons and subjects as part of my role. I feel so fortunate to work alongside such talented colleagues- the students don’t know how lucky they are! I always leave their classrooms feeling inspired and energised.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? A personal shopper to sort out everyone’s perfect birthday and Christmas presents (and cards) on time. I always intend, and fail, to send presents and cards on time.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A sun lounger and a great book.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? la vita è bella- most of the time I’m an optimist!
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Jenna Coleman- to make my life seem just a little bit more glamorous than it is
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? I don’t understand savoury ice cream. I once went to a trendy restaurant which served mushroom ice cream with a kiwi-based desert. I won’t be making that mistake again.
Mr J Davies
Head of History
Mr J Davies
Head of History
What year did you join the RGS? 2020
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Being intellectually challenged every day by the boys who are sure to ask those difficult questions that will deal with niche issues.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The positive atmosphere and relationships with staff and students.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? Michael. This was going to be my name, but then my cousin got in there first. Also, I loved Back to the Future as a kid, so it was only natural that I would want to be like Michael J Fox’s character.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Not getting the shakes with too much coffee so that I could drink as much as want all day – decaf just isn’t the same.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Spotify hooked up to a decent amp.
What animal most reflects your personality? Orangutan – I can’t think of any good reason why, it is more that I love them so would want to be associated with them.
What’s your favourite film and why? Drive – it has to be down to the soundtrack – one of the best ever at creating an atmosphere and spawning the brief popularity of synth-wave.
Ms MI Popa
Development Director
Ms MI Popa
Development Director
When did you join the RGS? Michaelmas 2021
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The people!
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Working with my team and meeting colleagues.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? I have become rather fond of my name after all these years, although I would still change my surname…for the right person. Or at least double-barrel it.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Can I include two luxuries? All the music and all the books in the world. Minus the ones with those pastel covers and commercial dance music.
What animal most reflects your personality? I don’t know enough about the animal kingdom to answer this although I am rather fond of a cat’s lifestyle: all that napping, exploring and independence.
What’s your favourite film and why? Hands down The Big Lebowski. It is a microcosm of life in all its beautiful tragi-comic absurdity and it has some of the best lines ever written.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? I am not a fussy eater, at all. Unfortunately for me…
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? I don’t think you can really top “Live and let die”.
Mr N Patel
Teacher of English & RGSGI Schools Collaboration Coordinator
Mr N Patel
Teacher of English & RGSGI Schools Collaboration Coordinator
When did you join the RGS? 2021
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The dedicated and hard-working nature of the boys we teach. They all want to succeed in life and are willing to put the time in to achieve this.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The prospect of interacting with students who genuinely have a thirst for knowledge.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? A professional, on-site barista who we could potentially title our “Barista-in-Residence”!
What animal most reflects your personality? Probably a Golden Retriever or Labrador puppy!
What’s your favourite film and why? I really enjoy watching biographical films and Senna is definitely up there with the best of them.
What would your autobiography be entitled? A Comedy of Errors. Life’s about making mistakes, but learn from them and keep moving forward!
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Jason Sudeikis, Steve Carell, or Charlie Day from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? A combination of King Julien from Madagascar and Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.
Dr G Fanti
Teacher of Classics
Dr G Fanti
Teacher of Classics
When did you join the RGS: Sep 2019
What’s the best thing about the RGS? How academic and welcoming a place it is.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? To teach smart and motivated boys the subjects I love and to have great colleagues to chat to.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Sapere aude!
What luxury would you have on a desert island? An Italian coffee machine and lots of good books.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Teleportation, to travel far and wide in no time.
What’s your favourite film and why? Cinema Paradiso, by Giuseppe Tornatore. A movie about making movies with a great soundtrack!
Miss J Hodson-Walker
Cover Manager
Miss J Hodson-Walker
Cover Manager
When did you join the RGS? April 2021
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The best thing about the RGS is the people I work with. I smile every day and I laugh every day, that’s important. It’s such a treat to work in the town centre and to be able to walk up and down the high street, especially when the sun is shining.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? It might sound ridiculous, but I am always excited for lunch time. Our catering team do an incredible job and I always enjoy the great meals provided.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Being able to fully register faces I see in my dreams and know for certain who I believe I have seen is who I know.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Although not a luxury to anyone else, it would have to be my childhood teddy bear, Jerry. He was in my cot when I was born and still resides on my bed now.
What’s your favourite film and why? The Road to El Dorado. The film has a great soundtrack, I love the vibrancy of the film’s artistic design and the storyline is great too. It challenges friendship and morals. I watch it when I’m down and it never fails to make me smile.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Angelina Jolie.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Jellied Eels. I’ve tried them, and I won’t ever again.
If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be? Simon’s Cat.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? I don’t chase, I attract. What belongs to me will simply find me.
Mrs G Richards
Geography Teacher; Head of Athletics & Head of General Studies:
Mrs G Richards
Geography Teacher; Head of Athletics & Head of General Studies:
When did you join the RGS: September 2016
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The friendliness and support of colleagues and students. It is a real community.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The variety – rarely having a moment to spare and skipping from one fun activity to another.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? Alice (think Vicar of Dibley)
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? A javelin, with a fixed elbow so that I could throw it properly again
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A piano…and a hot water bottle for cold evenings!
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? It took me three attempts to eat part of a tarantula leg in Cambodia; anything that scuttles doesn’t seem that appetising
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Tigger
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Keep smiling!
Mrs T Farthing
School Librarian
Mrs T Farthing
School Librarian
When did you join the RGS: 2009
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Being surrounded by bright, interesting people of all ages.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? I don’t think that there’s been a day that I have walked from my car towards the Old Building and not thought what a privilege it is to work somewhere with so much history behind it.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? Something that everyone spells correctly when I say it.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Some very nice bubble bath to put in a heated rockpool.
What’s your favourite film and why? Moulin Rouge. It’s so exuberant and funny, but also clever and moving.
What would your autobiography be entitled? Falling with style
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Olives
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Concentrate on the things you can change, and ignore the things that you can’t.
Mr R Ukiah
Chief Operating Officer
Mr R Ukiah
Chief Operating Officer
When did you join the RGS: 2013
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The way people positively support each other to be able to do their best.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Working with a great crowd of people.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? An endless supply of fresh coffee.
What animal most reflects your personality? Probably a domestic cat: I like being at home, interspersed with bouts of exploring.
What’s your favourite film and why? I’m not sure about an all time favourite, but I really enjoyed ‘The Dig’ earlier this year. It’s a fairly low key drama about the discovery of an Anglo-Saxon ship buried in Suffolk. That sounds dull, but it really isn’t.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? I’d like to think I’d try anything. I went to China last year and ate a whole load of things that didn’t sound too appetising, including pig intestine, chicken feet and the lining of a cow’s stomach.
Miss J Marchington
School Receptionist
Miss J Marchington
School Receptionist
When did you join the RGS: January 2021.
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Quite simply, the people, both the boys and the staff. As cliched as it sounds, I couldn’t ask to spend my days with a better bunch of folk.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? I laugh every day and, as the saying goes, laughter really is the best medicine.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? Although I was christened Joanne, I always wanted to be called Josephine, as it sounded more mysterious.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? To have the knees and back of a 20 year old again so I could play hockey.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A coffee machine (however, to actually enjoy the coffee, I would also need a regular delivery of pods and fresh milk, my favourite mug, brown sugar and chocolate powder!) Failing that, a large vat of Marmite.
What animal most reflects your personality? A duck. On the surface I try to give the impression of gliding through life in a calm manner, but underneath I am actually furiously paddling to stay afloat.
What’s your favourite film and why? West Side Story, simply beautiful and I get goosebumps when I hear the opening bars of music.
What would your autobiography be entitled? Over the sea to Skye.
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Kate Winslet. She plays ‘real life’ characters well and although I doubt the film would be an Oscar winner, I think she could portray a Surrey mum of two and School Receptionist with great gusto.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Avocado. Looks revolting, tastes disgusting and stains a white shirt. Not a single redeeming feature.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Daffy Duck.
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Try to surround yourself with people who possess two of the most important qualities in life: kindness and a twinkle in your eye.
Mr A Poon
RGS Site Manager
Mr A Poon
RGS Site Manager
When did you join the RGS? January 2015
What’s the best thing about the RGS? It’s a really short commute and feels like home.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Not knowing what challenges the day will bring, but knowing I’m part of a team who’s ready for anything.
What’s your motto in life? Why leave it for tomorrow, when you can do it today.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? To have superman-like powers! It would sure made all the event set-ups much easier!
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Either an endless supply of crisps or a mobile air-con unit attached to my back! I hate the heat.
What’s your favourite film and why? Impossible to pick a favourite film, but give me any 90’s action film and a big bag of popcorn and I’ll be happy!
Mrs S Kidgell
PA to Deputy Head and Heads of Year
Mrs S Kidgell
PA to Deputy Head and Heads of Year
When did you join the RGS: 2018
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The rich history of the School and the amazing staff
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Being part of a dedicated, compassionate team
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Free first class travel for life
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A large iPad with unlimited wi-fi to keep in touch with family and friends and Google anything I need to know
What animal most reflects your personality? A cat (in a cat lover’s home).
What’s your favourite film and why? Too many to choose from although Mamma Mia is definitely my go-to ‘pick-me-upper’
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Anything that is still alive!
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Moana
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Be kind
Mr M Royds
Physics & Maths Teacher; Head of Upper Sixth Form
Mr M Royds
Physics & Maths Teacher; Head of Upper Sixth Form
When did you join the RGS? 2006. Then left for NZ for a few years in 2014, returned very happily in 2019.
What’s the best thing about the RGS? A rare blend of high expectations, humour and humanity.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Helping people to make their own progress and the privilege of guarding the moral compass of young people.
If you could have one dream perk, what would it be? Climbing trips, but these are already a reality – we’ve run climbing trips to the Alps a couple of times. Deep water soloing and the Dolomites are next on the wish list.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A longboard.
What animal most reflects your personality? A really dumb cat. Would love to think it’s amazing, but in reality can’t even open a can of tuna.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? I really struggle with Moroccan lamb. Hunger makes a good enough sauce for most other things.
Mrs P Green
Alumni Relations Officer
Mrs P Green
Alumni Relations Officer
When did you join the RGS? September 2010
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The Old Building. It’s a magical, evocative place. Also, hearing the boys everywhere.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Wondering what news/ideas/requests from OGs have arrived in my inbox – no two days are the same!
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Yes is usually a better answer than no. Make each day count and find contentment from the little things in life.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? Something that doesn’t have more than one l or p – endless potential for misspelling.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? My cello with an orchestra on loop. Or a duvet. Big on comfort.
What animal most reflects your personality? A Labrador – I like people, food and the great outdoors!
What’s your favourite film and why? Anything set in Italy – for the scenery/ancient ruins/escapism vibe. No need to have audio, the view alone makes me happy!
Which actor/actress would you get to play you in a film of your life? Tamsin Greig. Amazing actress whatever role she plays.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Tripe, squid/rubbery seafood. I don’t understand why it’s called food.
Mr S Yetman
Assistant Head (Co-Curricular)
Mr S Yetman
Assistant Head (Co-Curricular)
When did you join the RGS: 2001
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The people – Positive, productive and often amusing.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The variety of my job.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Priority use of the School’s ski lodge and yacht….if only we had them!
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A chair
What animal most reflects your personality? Lion
What would your autobiography be entitled? Living, not surviving.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Anything ocular
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? If you are going to do it, do it properly.
Mr S Orchard
Director of Music
Mr S Orchard
Director of Music
When did you join the RGS? September 2009
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Getting to work alongside some inspirational colleagues, and some very talented pupils.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? I’m very lucky to work in a fantastic department that is part of a school where music is respected and taken seriously.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Excellent Wi-Fi and my Spotify account.
What would your autobiography be entitled? Don’t Play it Again, Sam
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Avocado – I just don’t get it!
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Scooby Doo
What’s your life philosophy/motto in life? Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit, (literally translated as ‘perhaps it will be pleasing to have remembered these things one day’). This was my school motto, and it is one that is full of hope.
Mr J Lythgoe
Head of Academic Physical Education
Mr J Lythgoe
Head of Academic Physical Education
When did you join the RGS? January 2018
What’s the best thing about the RGS? How enjoyable it is to teach (and hopefully learn) here.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? During lockdown? Anything…just please get me out of the house!
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? I did! It used to be Jaime Noorhaizamdin. Hence, JDNL.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A Nespresso machine.
What animal most reflects your personality? A meerkat.
What’s your motto in life? Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.
Ms N McClean
Head of Drama
Ms N McClean
Head of Drama
When did you join the RGS: 2011
What’s the best thing about the RGS? Everyone’s “can do” and “will do” attitude.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Hoping that I’ll help inspire a “lightbulb” moment for someone.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? To have regular sabbaticals to do some acting work
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Silk pyjamas
What animal most reflects your personality? A Mongoose
What’s your favourite film and why? The Lives of Others – it just makes me hopeful that there is good in everyone.
What would your autobiography be entitled? Where’s the cake?
Mr C Lee
International Operations Director
Mr C Lee
International Operations Director
When did you join the RGS? Jan 2018
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The caring nature of the RGS and that there is no mistake that, whatever your role, you are part of the team.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The variety of my role and both the challenge and rewards of managing the RGS schools overseas.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? A personal trainer at work.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? My Spotify account!
What’s your favourite film and why? One of my favourite films has to be Hot Fuzz. It’s a light-hearted reminder of my previous career as a Police Officer.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? In my role I have had the opportunity to eat some great food especially in China…but chicken feet are a step too far for me!
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? I would love to be animated and star alongside Wallace and Gromit.
What’s your life philosophy? Push, Push! – I always want to keep pushing myself and never to become complacent with the situation you find yourself in.
Mrs C Stevenson
Assistant Accountant
Mr R King
Grounds Manager
Mr R King
Grounds Manager
When did you join the RGS? August 2013
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The network of support shown by the RGS community and the opportunity to achieve your goals and ambitions. My extended back garden’s not bad either!
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Working in an ever-changing environment can be extremely challenging, that’s what keeps it interesting. I get to be creative in my job every day and to see the best of everyone on the sports field.
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be? With a name like King, why would you change it? Maybe change my first name to ‘The’ (Elvis lives), but probably should be ‘Jo’!
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? This is probably a stretch on the word perk, but to have a TARDIS would be amazing. If it happens, I’ll be sure to let you know how everyone at the RGS is doing in the future.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A guitar. At least nobody would be there to hear how bad my playing was. It would have the added benefit of being able to double up as a paddle in desperate times.
What would your autobiography be entitled? ‘Keep off the grass.’ It speaks volumes.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? Spirulina. If you can call it food. I was given some in a smoothie once…never again!
What’s your motto in life? Life changes, therefore, so would my motto on a daily basis. So I guess it would have to be ‘Be adaptable, whilst staying true to yourself and others.’
Dr E McEwan
Teacher of English
Dr E McEwan
Teacher of English
When did you join the RGS? September 2018
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The way that it makes you feel welcome straight away, nothing is too much trouble and everyone is ready with a friendly word or a helping hand.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? The prospect that, at some point, one of the boys I teach is going to say something hilarious. They have a great sense of humour and hearing what they come out with is definitely an incentive to turn up to work every morning.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? Soap and some kind of sand blasting machine, I can’t stand sand.
What’s your favourite film and why? The most recent film I really enjoyed was ‘Onward’. A great story that was both funny and pulled at the heartstrings, classic Pixar.
What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat? I had a meal once that consisted of moussaka followed by gooseberry tart, eating them both was awful.
If you could be any cartoon character who would you be? Flint Lockwood from ‘Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs’, I know the machine that made the sky rain food went wrong but how amazing would it be to have invented it!
Mr I Wilkes
Head of First Form
Mr I Wilkes
Head of First Form
When did you join the RGS? I dare not say but we still had chalk!
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The people.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? Everything… I am very excitable.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A photograph of my wife, daughter and our two dogs… in no particular order!
What’s your motto in life? ‘Smile in the morning and the world smiles with you’; it was in a fortune cookie I had years ago.
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? New knees.
What animal most reflects your personality? Spaniel (working cocker).
Mr L Holland
Head of Electronics & Physics teacher
Mr L Holland
Head of Electronics & Physics teacher
When did you join the RGS? I joined the RGS in 1986!
What’s the best thing about the RGS? The quality of the teaching staff. I have been fortunate to have worked with some extremely bright and inspirational teachers over my many years at the school. I have also made some good friends.
What excites you most about coming into work each day? I love teaching Physics and Electronics; I am passionate about the subject and am lucky enough to be in a brilliant department in a school where Physics is still extremely popular.
What luxury would you have on a desert island? A golf course, golf clubs and an unlimited supply of golf balls!
If you were allowed one dream perk, what would it be? Five afternoons of games, playing golf!
